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CUSTOMER RATING: 5
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| PART NUMBER: SS696-05
CUSTOMER RATING: 4
CUSTOMER COMMENTS: This harness is great. The straps are not flimsy, and the harness fits snugly and comfortably. It does not have a strap that goes between your legs, which would be uncomfortable, but this way, it allows access for vaginal and clitoral stimulation (clitora
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CUSTOMER RATING: 4
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CUSTOMER RATING: 5
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CUSTOMER RATING: 5
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| PART NUMBER: LOTM827
CUSTOMER RATING: 5
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| PART NUMBER: PD2711-00
CUSTOMER RATING: 4
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| PART NUMBER: SE1850-04
CUSTOMER RATING: 5
CUSTOMER COMMENTS: Push this into your gal\'s pussy, along with your dick. I have an average (6^) cock
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| PART NUMBER: DJ0906-00
CUSTOMER RATING: 5
CUSTOMER COMMENTS: This is my favorite item from my toy box ... and with it\'s compact size, it makes the perfect companion when I travel for work. It\'s discrete and TSA Agents are either too conservative to know what it is or too embarrassed to ask - so go ahead and pack o
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| PART NUMBER: PD3100-00
CUSTOMER RATING: 4
CUSTOMER COMMENTS: ive been using this for years i love it .the way that it sucks on the head of my cock and top of my shaft feels great.i like the control of it also when i get close to cumming i can stop pumping and then start again when i want to get sucked on again . af
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| A Taste of White Meat |
Goes without saying that I aint using my mans real name, trashy ass sportswriters would have themselves too much fun dragging his black ass over the coals for some of what I got to say and he dont need the humiliation of the rest of what I got to say. Im just gonna call him Hollis, I always wanted me a man named Hollis. Anyhow, hes basically a good man. It was just that the season was real tough on him this year, the team not playing up to expectations and all and him fighting all them nagging injuries and taking all that flak. If the fool hadnt taken it all out on me right before leaving for that East Coast swing none of the following shit would have happened. But, he did and it did and even though I got me some regrets about cheating on the man, I certainly did enjoy myself at the time. Got to admit that, straight up. ...read the rest!
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| Some Bar Honey |
"You need to get out and have some fun Sarah." I just shrugged my shoulders. Greg was right; I did need to get out. All I've done for the past forever is work and come home. I haven't had a 'significant other' since me and Mandy broke up. I admit it; I tried to hide it all in my work. He patted my back, "I'm making you go to the club tonight and there's nothing you can say or do to avoid it." That's my roommate, always looking out for me. I sighed and asked what time I was being kidnapped. He chuckled, "Alright Sarah, if it's by force then that's the way it has to be. I want to leave here in about an hour, so go get ready."
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| Happy Campers |
If ever there was a time I needed to get to get away for some time in the woods, it was then. What I didnt need was the hassle of two camping rookies, even if they were my friends. And the last thing, the very last thing in existence that I needed or wanted was to be with a couple in mad, passionate lust. Since Carla split, I just wanted to be alone. Alone in the woods would be even better. ...read the rest!
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| Drive-in Jammin |
Id never been friendly with a black girl before but Tamara was different, not only different from any black girl Id ever met but different from any white girl, as well. Some of it might have been that she grew up in Jamaica and had a lilting British/Caribbean accent that didnt seem as threatening as the ghetto speak of the other black girls I knew. Whatever it was, we hit it off from the first day she started working in the grocery store. When she was working the register and I was bagging, it was more fun that Id ever had in my short sweet life. One night we were out on break together and I fired up a skinny joint. She gave me a big old grin, her pearly white teeth just shining in her pretty black face and took to sucking that smoke down like a pro, no coughing or nothing. With a bit of buzz on I finally found the guts to ask her out and just about shit my pants when she said yes. I knew my daddy would just about flip if he knew I was dating a black girl but figured what he didnt know wasnt going to hurt him none. ...read the rest!
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| Blues Woman |
All right, let me give you a little background. It all started when my girlfriend of three years left me for my best friend. A week later I lost my job. That part really wouldnt have bothered me if Jenny hadnt left. But it was really the straw that broke the camels back, so to speak. I went from listening to hard rock to the blues. My buds told me my life had the making for a country music song, but hell, no matter how desperate I was, depressed, alone, whatever there was no way I was going to listen to that. Same cords over and over again. Dont get me wrong; I dont hold anything against they folks that do listen to it. To each his own I guess. But I found the blues and immediately fell in love with it. The feel of it completely described the slump I was in. The music made it easy to forget your our problems and move into someone elses. Like living in someone elses shoes for the six or so minutes of the song. ...read the rest!
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